Now do not ask me why this journal is called as it is, for it is, and i have no intention of changin it.

If you have any quarrels as to the title of this deviant journal entry, then you can contact my lawyer on his mobile 0412784567 (im so sorry if that is someones real fone number). He tends to be a bit unstable, for he was sexually abused as a child... his mother dropped him repeatedly and his father slapped him with a pair of trousers... must have been some cords... damn i hate those pants. I mean, they make that weird noise when it rubs against something... i hate it... and they feel weird...

i hate the people who wear them as well... i saw some guy wearing some the other day... biggest afro on his head as well... he was going to penrith... wondering when the next harry potter movie was out, though it comes out this thursday at all cinema's near you... the 1st of december i think it was... though i may be wrong. I have a tendency to be wrong.

I figured that out but a few days ago. I am wrong. always wrong... that or it could be that all guys are wrong and all girls are right. i dont really know,.... i dont really care either... for im a very subservient person,. who doesnt really give a s**t as to what happens and just goes with the flow... lying on my back of course, for im too lay to do anything more than float along the current. If i was to have to move and do something loike freestyle then i would rather drown then and there.

Drowing... it must be one of the worst ways to die. Other than being burnt to death. And by the worst way to die, i meant the simplest, yet worst way to die. I mean i could thnk of having worser ways to die... such as being chopped up into little pieces starting at your toes and slowly moving upwards to your head. Now THAtS gotta suck.

Reminds me kinda of a Jacky Chan movie... Rumble in the Bronx i thnk it was called. Some dude gets shoved into one of those wood cutting machine thingies, though they chucked himj in head first so it should have eben instant death... too bad for hium if it wasnt ^___^

anyway... i think this has gone on long enough....my right arm is getting kinda heavy... i think all the blood has drained from it, due to iots elevation as im typing. Damn keyboard... i really think they should create some new way in which to type for keyboards are so last year and 3 days ago.

Dont i sound very bimbo-ish? well its how i normally speak so you can go STFU for all i care. No, i lied, i care alot. Just go quietly.